Monday 17 November, 2008Drunk driving or indecent exposure?

When police stopped a wildly swerving car near Milan, Italy, they discovered a stark-naked 70-year-old woman trying to have sex with the semi-nude male driver, age 59.

After directing the lovebirds to dress, the police tested the man for drunk driving. "He was three times over the legal limit," according to a police spokesman in Cologno al Serio.

The spokesman wasn't sure whether the couple was married, but he said doubted it: "Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."

Not drunk, anyway.