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Sunday 22 November, 2009If I Had a Pussy....
... ..I figure guys yet often name their Manhood...
..Soooooooo..I just wondered what a guy might name his pussy..if he had one...
..YES..The Vagina kind... Velvetmist
if i had a pussy
i'd hammer it in the morning
if i had a pussy
i'd hammer it in the evening
if i had a pussy
i'd hammer it all day long
but i do
i do have a pussy
i keep it my pocket
i keep it my case
and i call my pussy
relive....
and relive has a large family
for on her back side
right there.....lower right...
made in china...
is clearly stamped - dogslife2live
If I had a Pussy, I'd have to call it "Will-I" for "Will-I survive the first month" cause I'm probably not going to leave the house!!!!.... I'd die of dehydration and starvation!!!
If I did survive the first month, I'd have to change it's name to "Stretch....Stretch... Stretch..." Sorry about the Echo!
I'd be such a Slut!!!! - Icarus_2112
I'd call mine...
..Lil Ms.~DP~...
..Discreetly Promiscuous...
..sorta of...an..arrangement...like a Flower...
..I might just call it...Lily..
..but then I use to call my manhood..
..Herman...
..Soooooo...Spot The Dragon may approve...
..Marilyn...
..."Goodbye Norman's jeans...though I never...
..Blew you at all...
...Ya had the Grace to hold yourself...
..while those around you balled"...
.... ..just don't call it...
..Eddy...
..Folks will think it's Green with pointy ears... Velvetmist
dressed in the finest
virgin whites
a halo upon her
blessed head
what manner of heretic be you
to slander a pussy so
sweet - dogslife2live
If I had had a pussy I would immediately go out to buy zuchinni, cucumbers and other mis-shapen vegetables....
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist this one.... -Robbomel
If I had a pussy I would be scratching it day and ...wait a sec...if I had a 15" cock I would be sucking it day and night...I guess I'll just have to settle for 12"...lol just joking ladies and gentlemen. - seekingsexy
If I had a pussy I would call it The cavern of dreams. if you show it they will come - GenniferX
